hairbag'r
A smelly, loud, powder-hungry snow monster who lived in the mountains and would tear up any slope just to prove they were the best. They basically turned skiing into a war against nature.
I saw a hairbag'r crash into a snowbank and yell 'I'm still the king of the powdery!'
My uncle is a hairbag'r. He once skied into a bear's den and came out with a broken leg and a new nickname.
That hairbag'r skied straight off a cliff and landed in a pile of snow like it was nothing.