hairbag'r

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A smelly, loud, powder-hungry snow monster who lived in the mountains and would tear up any slope just to prove they were the best. They basically turned skiing into a war against nature.
I saw a hairbag'r crash into a snowbank and yell 'I'm still the king of the powdery!'
My uncle is a hairbag'r. He once skied into a bear's den and came out with a broken leg and a new nickname.
That hairbag'r skied straight off a cliff and landed in a pile of snow like it was nothing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A bunch of lunatics who thought snow was a food group and would go anywhere, even places with avalanches, just to get a few more skis in.
My friend’s cousin is a hairbag'r. He tried to ski up a mountain and got stuck in a tree. He still claims it was a 'powder dream.'
That hairbag'r skied through a blizzard and came out with a head full of snow and a smile.
The hairbag'r group went into the mountains and never came back. Turns out, they just got lost in a snowstorm.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A group of annoying, loud, snow-crazy people who thought the mountains were their playground and would ski anywhere, even if it meant getting buried alive.
That hairbag'r skied straight into a snow wall and yelled 'I’m not dead yet!'
I saw a hairbag'r try to ski down a mountain and end up in a lake. He still called it a ‘powder win.’
My teacher is a hairbag'r. He once took the whole class on a ski trip and got stuck in a blizzard.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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