hairache - A headache that feels like your hair is tied to a truck and

A headache that feels like your hair is tied to a truck and it’s pulling your brain out, usually from a bad ponytail or a bad hair day.

My hair is so tight it’s like my head is being dragged by a truck.

I did a ponytail and now my head is on strike.

My hair is so heavy it’s giving me a headache and a side of pain.