hairache

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A headache so bad it feels like your hair is yanking your brain out through your ears, usually from a stupid ponytail or a bad hair day.

My ponytail is like a noose made of hair, and my brain is about to quit.

I tried to do a high pony and now my head feels like it's on fire.

My hair is so tight it's giving me a headache and a side of regret.

When your hair is so heavy it feels like it's trying to pull your skull off, often because of a bad updo or a bad choice.

My updo is so bad it's giving me a headache and a side of drama.

This ponytail is like a torture device for my head.

I tried to do a bun and now my head is screaming.

A headache that feels like your hair is tied to a truck and it’s pulling your brain out, usually from a bad ponytail or a bad hair day.

My hair is so tight it’s like my head is being dragged by a truck.

I did a ponytail and now my head is on strike.

My hair is so heavy it’s giving me a headache and a side of pain.

A headache that feels like your hair is trying to kill you, often because of a stupid ponytail or a bad updo.

My hair is trying to murder me, and I’m not even exaggerating.

I did a high ponytail and now my head is on fire.

My updo is so bad it’s giving me a headache and a side of pain.

A headache so strong it feels like your hair is trying to rip your brain out, usually from a stupid ponytail or a bad hair day.

My hair is trying to pull my brain out, and I’m not even mad.

I did a ponytail and now my head feels like it's being pulled apart.

My hair is so tight it’s like my brain is in a vice.

When your hair is so bad it’s giving you a headache, like your hair is trying to kill you with a ponytail.

My hair is so bad it’s giving me a headache and a side of drama.

I did a ponytail and now my head is screaming.

My hair is like a torture device for my brain.