hair turd
A hair turd is when your cat coughs up a hair ball that looks like your dog took a dump in a bowl and then ate it.
My cat puked a hair ball that looked like my dog crapped in a bowl and then cried about it.
That hair ball was so big, it looked like my dog had a bad day and took a dump in my face.
The hair ball was so ugly, it looked like my dog took a dump in my soup and then threw it at me.