hair turd

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A hair turd is when your cat pukes up a hair ball so big and gross it looks like your dog crapped in the kitchen and threw a salad on it.

My cat threw up a hair ball bigger than my face and it landed in my cereal.

The hair ball was so big, it looked like my dog had a colon explosion in the middle of my dinner.

I saw my cat vomit a hair ball so messy, it looked like someone took a dump in my soup.

A hair turd is when your cat coughs up a hair ball that looks like your dog took a dump in a bowl and then ate it.

My cat puked a hair ball that looked like my dog crapped in a bowl and then cried about it.

That hair ball was so big, it looked like my dog had a bad day and took a dump in my face.

The hair ball was so ugly, it looked like my dog took a dump in my soup and then threw it at me.

A hair turd is when your cat vomits up a hair ball so big and gross it looks like your dog took a dump in your face and then laughed at you.

My cat puked up a hair ball the size of a football and it landed in my cereal.

That hair ball looked like my dog crapped in my face and then took a selfie.

The hair ball was so big, it looked like my dog had a bad day and crapped on my shoes.