hair trigger - When the f**king toilet flushes every time you sneeze. It’s

When the f**king toilet flushes every time you sneeze. It’s like the toilet is trying to murder you.

I was trying to take a dump and the toilet flushed every time I moved. I was like, 'You’re trying to kill me.'

I was in the bathroom and the toilet flushed like 5 times. I looked like a f**king lunatic.

I was on the toilet and the toilet flushed like it had a f**king grudge against me.