hair toga
When your hair gets so long it looks like you’re wearing a giant sweaty rug and you’re too lazy to shave it off.
My hair is so long I could wrap it around my waist and pretend I'm a hipster from the 80s.
I looked in the mirror and thought I was a lion who failed at grooming.
My hair is so long I can wear it as a cloak and still get called 'freak' by my mom.