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When your hair gets so long it looks like you’re wearing a giant sweaty rug and you’re too lazy to shave it off.

My hair is so long I could wrap it around my waist and pretend I'm a hipster from the 80s.

I looked in the mirror and thought I was a lion who failed at grooming.

My hair is so long I can wear it as a cloak and still get called 'freak' by my mom.

When your hair is so long it might as well be a second job and your face is just the side dish.

My hair is so long I could start a band called 'The Flow' and no one would question it.

I walk into school and my hair is so long it gets mistaken for a new student.

My hair is so long I can use it to mop the floor and still look cool.

When your hair is so long it looks like you’ve been living in a dumpster and your head is the only thing that’s not moldy.

My hair is so long I can wear it as a toga and still get called 'messy' by my teacher.

I tried to brush my hair and now it looks like a tangled mess of regret.

My hair is so long I can use it to hang my laundry and still look like a disaster.