hair straightener - When you spray a woman’s hair with jizz and then put it in y

When you spray a woman’s hair with jizz and then put it in your ass to straighten it. It’s messy, it’s gross, and it’s a little bit genius.

I straightened my girlfriend’s hair with my jizz. It worked, but now I smell like a gym sock. #JizzHair

My straightener is my jizz. My hair is my girlfriend’s hair. It’s like a hair salon meets a toilet. #JizzSalon

I used my jizz to straighten my hair, and now I look like a genius and a lunatic. #JizzGenius