hair straightener hickey
when your straightener is so hot it gives your neck a burn that looks like a hickey, and you blame your ex for it.
My straightener gave me a hickey. I told my ex it was him. He believed me. I’m a genius.
My neck is all red and bubbly. I told my ex it was his fault. He said he’d take it back. I said no. I just wanted to be dramatic.
My straightener left me with a hickey. I’m blaming my ex. I don’t know why. It’s just easier.