hair straightener hickey

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a burnt mark on your neck that looks like a hickey but is actually from a hair straightener being too hot and your neck being too soft.

My neck looks like a fried egg after my straightener session. I think my straightener is trying to take over my face.

I got a hickey from my straightener. My boyfriend thinks I have a secret lover. He’s wrong. It’s just a bad hair day.

My straightener left a mark so big my mom thinks I got into a fight with a flamingo.

when your straightener decides your neck is a good place to leave a permanent mark that looks like a love bite from a hot guy.

My straightener gave me a hickey. My friend said I should start dating it. I said no. It’s too stubborn.

My neck is on fire and it looks like I got bit by a hot guy. I blame my straightener. It’s got a crush on me.

My straightener left me with a hickey so big my teacher asked if I was sick. I said no. I was just burned.

when your straightener is so hot it gives your neck a burn that looks like a hickey, and you blame your ex for it.

My straightener gave me a hickey. I told my ex it was him. He believed me. I’m a genius.

My neck is all red and bubbly. I told my ex it was his fault. He said he’d take it back. I said no. I just wanted to be dramatic.

My straightener left me with a hickey. I’m blaming my ex. I don’t know why. It’s just easier.