Hair Shum - When you get a blow job and a fart at the same time, and it

When you get a blow job and a fart at the same time, and it all comes out in a big, sticky mess.

I got Hair Shum and my friend said I looked like a soggy pizza.

After that movie, I had to brush my teeth with a broom.

I got Hair Shum so bad, my brother said I smelled like a garbage can.