Hair Shum

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The sticky, smelly mess left when someone gets a face full of farts and a blow job at the same time.

After the movie, I had to scrub my face with bleach.

My buddy said it looked like a dog had eaten a sock and then vomited on me.

I got Hair Shum so bad, my mom thought I had a rash from a raccoon.

The aftermath of a blow job that went wrong, like a scat movie exploded in your mouth.

I got Hair Shum so bad, my friend laughed so hard he cried.

After that movie, I had to drink a whole bottle of mouthwash.

I looked in the mirror and it was like a monster had attacked my face.

When you get a blow job and a fart at the same time, and it all comes out in a big, sticky mess.

I got Hair Shum and my friend said I looked like a soggy pizza.

After that movie, I had to brush my teeth with a broom.

I got Hair Shum so bad, my brother said I smelled like a garbage can.