Hair share
When a bald or nearly bald person grabs a chunk of long hair from someone else and slaps it on top of their own head like a cheap wig. It looks fake and it smells like regret.
My uncle tried to hair share with my cousin. Now he smells like coconut and regret.
At the bar, my friend borrowed my hair to cover his bald spot. It looked like a chicken on a plate.
My mom tried to hair share with my aunt. It didn’t work, and now she’s stuck with a hairball on her head.