Hair share

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When a bald or nearly bald person grabs a chunk of long hair from someone else and slaps it on top of their own head like a cheap wig. It looks fake and it smells like regret.
My uncle tried to hair share with my cousin. Now he smells like coconut and regret.
At the bar, my friend borrowed my hair to cover his bald spot. It looked like a chicken on a plate.
My mom tried to hair share with my aunt. It didn’t work, and now she’s stuck with a hairball on her head.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a person with no hair or almost no hair steals someone else's hair to look like they have a full head. It’s fake, it’s obvious, and it makes people laugh.
My dad borrowed my hair to cover his bald spot. It looked like a pizza on a plate.
My brother tried to hair share with his friend. Now he smells like coconut and lies.
At the park, my friend took my hair and put it on his head. He looked like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a bald or almost bald person takes a chunk of hair from someone with long hair and sticks it on their head to look like they have hair. It’s fake, it’s smelly, and it doesn’t last.
My cousin tried to hair share with me. He looked like a confused chicken.
My dad used my hair to cover his bald spot. It smelled like coconut and lies.
At the school, my friend borrowed my hair. Now he smells like regret and coconut.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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