hair porn
Hair porn is when you look at pictures of hair and you think you can afford it, but then you realize you can’t, and now you’re crying in the middle of the internet.
I saw that wig and immediately bought it, now I can’t afford pizza for a month.
I looked at that hair and it was like, 'You can have me, just give me your savings account.'
Hair porn made me spend $200 on a weave, and now I look like a superhero who got a bad haircut.