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Stana Katic's hair is like a dream come true, but for people who have never had a dream, or a life.
My ex's hair was like Stana Katic's hair, but she didn't know how to use it properly.
I saw Stana Katic's hair and immediately texted my mom: 'I'm leaving.'
That girl has Stana Katic's hair and she still thinks she's average.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair porn is when someone’s hair is so good it makes you want to rip your own hair out, just to look that good.
I saw my crush’s hair and I started crying. Not because I was sad, but because I was jealous.
My friend’s hair is so good, I tried to take a picture of it and it came out blurry. My life is blurry now.
That hair is so good, I think it’s trying to tell me I’m ugly.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair porn is when someone has a hairstyle that looks like it was made by a god, and you’re just a mortal who’s jealous.
My neighbor’s hair is so good, I tried to copy it and now I look like a raccoon who got into a hair salon.
That girl’s hair is so good, I think it’s cheating on me.
My hair looks like a mess, and I think it’s because my hair is jealous of other hair.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair porn is like the most delicious cake you ever tasted, but it’s made of hair and it’s staring at you like it knows you're weak.
That hair is so good, I tried to eat it and now I have hair in my stomach.
My hair looks like it wants to be in a cake, but it’s stuck in a comb.
That hair is so good, I think it’s planning a murder.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair porn is when you look at pictures of hair and you think you can afford it, but then you realize you can’t, and now you’re crying in the middle of the internet.
I saw that wig and immediately bought it, now I can’t afford pizza for a month.
I looked at that hair and it was like, 'You can have me, just give me your savings account.'
Hair porn made me spend $200 on a weave, and now I look like a superhero who got a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Ashley Benson’s hair is like the perfect love story, but it’s also the reason your life is a disaster.
Ashley Benson’s hair is so good, I tried to copy it and now my hair looks like it was attacked by a cat.
My friend says Ashley Benson’s hair is the best thing in the world, and I believe her. Now I’m crying.
Ashley Benson’s hair is so good, I think it’s mocking me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair porn is when your hair is long enough to cover your boobs, and now you’re just wondering if your hair is trying to hide something.
My hair is so long it covers my boobs, and now I don’t know what to wear.
My hair is so long, I think it’s hiding my personality.
That girl’s hair is so long, I think it’s cheating on her body.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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