My sister came to dinner with one side of her head bald and the other side long and wild. I told her she looked like a pirate who stole a hair salon.

My friend’s hair pirate look got him banned from the barbershop. The barber said, 'You’re not coming back until you decide which side you’re on.'

At the party, my cousin showed up with one side of his head bald and the other side full of hair. Everyone said he looked like a hair thief who just escaped jail.