hair pirate

My cousin came to school with one side of his head bald and the other side like a lion’s mane. He looked like a half-man, half-mess.

My friend’s girlfriend showed up at the mall with one side of her head shaved and the other side long and frizzy. I asked if she was trying to start a fight with a barber.

My brother’s hair pirate look got him kicked out of the gym. The guy next to him said, 'You look like a reject from a horror movie.'

My neighbor’s kid came to the park with one side of his head shaved and the other side full of wild hair. He looked like a prisoner who just got a coupon for a haircut.

My friend’s brother went to work with one side of his head bald and the other side so messy it looked like it was fighting for its life.

My coworker’s hair pirate look made the boss yell, 'What is this? A hair revolution? I’m not paying for that.'

My sister came to dinner with one side of her head bald and the other side long and wild. I told her she looked like a pirate who stole a hair salon.

My friend’s hair pirate look got him banned from the barbershop. The barber said, 'You’re not coming back until you decide which side you’re on.'

At the party, my cousin showed up with one side of his head bald and the other side full of hair. Everyone said he looked like a hair thief who just escaped jail.