My neighbor’s kid came to the park with one side of his head shaved and the other side full of wild hair. He looked like a prisoner who just got a coupon for a haircut.

My friend’s brother went to work with one side of his head bald and the other side so messy it looked like it was fighting for its life.

My coworker’s hair pirate look made the boss yell, 'What is this? A hair revolution? I’m not paying for that.'