Hair Omelette
When you throw up on a lady’s hairy snatch while giving her head, mostly because you ate too much and tried to drink while doing it. The best ones have chunks stuck in the hair and some goo dripping down her leg.
I tried to eat a whole pizza and drink a soda while giving her head. Now I have a hair omelette and I’m stuck in the corner.
I vomited on her bush so hard, it looked like a breakfast buffet.
I tried to fit a whole sandwich in my mouth and it came out on her hairy snatch.