Hair Omelette

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When you throw up on a lady’s hairy snatch while giving her head, mostly because you ate too much and tried to drink while doing it. The best ones have chunks stuck in the hair and some goo dripping down her leg.
I tried to eat a whole pizza and drink a soda while giving her head. Now I have a hair omelette and I’m stuck in the corner.
I vomited on her bush so hard, it looked like a breakfast buffet.
I tried to fit a whole sandwich in my mouth and it came out on her hairy snatch.
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When you puke on a woman’s pubic hair while eating and giving her head. The best ones have chunks of food stuck in the hair and some liquid sliding down her thigh.
I ate a burrito and drank a beer while giving her head. Now I have a hair omelette and I smell like a garbage can.
I vomited on her bush so much, it looked like a food fight.
I tried to fit a whole burger in my mouth, and it exploded on her hairy snatch.
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When you throw up on a woman’s hairy pussy while eating and giving her head. The best ones have big chunks of food stuck in the hair and some slimy goo running down her leg.
I ate a whole plate of ribs and drank a soda while giving her head. Now I have a hair omelette and I feel like a pig.
I vomited on her bush so badly, it looked like a breakfast spill.
I tried to fit a whole plate of food in my mouth, and it came out on her hairy snatch.
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