hair of the dog
A myth about dogs and hair, but in real life, it’s just you drinking to forget that you drank too much. It’s like punching yourself in the face with a bottle.
My dog bit me. I took his hair and rubbed it on my wound. That’s when I realized I needed a drink.
I took a hair from my dog and tried to use it to fix my hangover. That was a mistake.
My dog bit me. I took a hair and used it to cure my hangover. That was even worse.