hair of the dog

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A drink you chug like it’s your last meal because you’re too hungover to care if you die. It’s like giving a dog a second bite just to make it suffer more.
I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought my tongue was on fire. I drank a whole bottle of vodka just to make it worse.
My boss asked me to work today. I said, 'I’ll be back when I’ve had my hair of the dog.'
I tried to eat breakfast. My hangover said, 'Nope. You’re having a drink.'
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You drink the same stuff that made you a mess last night, just to make yourself feel better. It’s like giving a dog a second bite and hoping it dies.
I drank my hangover away with a whiskey. Now I’m hungover and drunk. That’s a win, right?
My friend said, 'Hair of the dog.' I said, 'That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.' Then I drank it.
I had a hangover so bad I asked my dog for a hair. He said, 'No. You’re getting a drink.'
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You drink in the morning just to forget that you drank too much last night. It’s like giving yourself a second dose of pain.
I drank coffee. Then I drank a beer. Then I cried. That’s the hair of the dog.
I tried to forget my hangover. My brain said, 'No. You’re getting a drink.'
I had a hangover and a headache. I said, 'I’ll just drink my problems away.' That was a mistake.
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A myth about dogs and hair, but in real life, it’s just you drinking to forget that you drank too much. It’s like punching yourself in the face with a bottle.
My dog bit me. I took his hair and rubbed it on my wound. That’s when I realized I needed a drink.
I took a hair from my dog and tried to use it to fix my hangover. That was a mistake.
My dog bit me. I took a hair and used it to cure my hangover. That was even worse.
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A Scottish way of saying you’re hungover and you’re going to drink again. It’s like the hangover is a curse and the drink is the magic spell.
I had a hangover and I said, 'I’m going to drink again.' My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I woke up with a hangover and said, 'I need a drink.' My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I drank my hangover away. My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
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You’re so mad you’re going to punch someone. That’s the hair of the dog. It’s like you’re drunk and you’re also mad.
I got so mad I said, 'I’m going to punch you.' My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I was so angry I said, 'I’m going to punch you.' My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I was so mad I said, 'I’m going to punch you.' That’s the hair of the dog.
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You’re so mad you’re telling someone off. That’s the hair of the dog. It’s like you’re drunk and you’re also angry.
I told my boss off. My friend said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I yelled at my friend. He said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
I told my dog off. He said, 'That’s the hair of the dog.'
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