hair of the bear that mauled you - The alcohol you need to forget you’re a drunk fool who made

The alcohol you need to forget you’re a drunk fool who made a mess of everything; like when you passed out and woke up in a stranger’s house.

I passed out on a stranger’s couch. Hair of the bear that mauled me was the only thing that could make me forget I did that.

I drank so much I called my mom ‘a bimbo’ on Zoom. Hair of the bear that mauled me was my last chance.

I woke up in a pizza box. Hair of the bear that mauled me was the only thing I could think of.