Hair-noose surprise
You take your lover’s hair and twist it around her neck while you ram your thumb up her butt and yell ‘surprise’ like it’s a party.
I grabbed her hair and choked her while sticking my thumb up her butt. She said ‘surprise’ and I laughed.
He took my hair and choked me. Then he shoved his thumb up my butt and said ‘surprise’.
I thought I was going to get a kiss. Instead, he pulled my hair and stuck his thumb up my butt. ‘Surprise’ he said.