Hair-noose surprise

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You grab your lover's hair from behind and choke her with it while slamming your thumb up her butt and yelling ‘surprise’ like a idiot.

My girlfriend thought I was going to give her a massage. Then I pulled her hair and shoved my thumb up her butt. Classic me.

He surprised me with a hair-noose and a thumb in my butt. I didn’t see that coming.

I pulled her hair back and put my thumb up her butt. She screamed ‘surprise’ and I laughed like a maniac.

You take your lover’s hair and twist it around her neck while you ram your thumb up her butt and yell ‘surprise’ like it’s a party.

I grabbed her hair and choked her while sticking my thumb up her butt. She said ‘surprise’ and I laughed.

He took my hair and choked me. Then he shoved his thumb up my butt and said ‘surprise’.

I thought I was going to get a kiss. Instead, he pulled my hair and stuck his thumb up my butt. ‘Surprise’ he said.

You wrap your lover’s hair around her neck and give her a butt plug surprise with your thumb while yelling ‘surprise’ like you’re a pervert.

He wrapped my hair around my neck and shoved his thumb up my butt. I screamed ‘surprise’ and he laughed.

I pulled her hair and gave her a thumb up the butt. ‘Surprise’ he said, like I was stupid.

He took my hair and choked me while putting his thumb up my butt. ‘Surprise’ he said, and I was like, ‘What is this?’