hair nazi
An insane Italian woman who owns a salon right across from a pizza shop. She’ll cut your hair, your hairline, and your patience.
She cut my hair so short I looked like a bald eagle. And I’m not even mad.
She gave me a haircut and a lecture. I left with a bad haircut and a bad mood.
She called me a 'mess.' I called her a 'madwoman.' And I left with a bad haircut.