hair nazi

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A psycho Italian woman who runs a salon right next to a pizza place. She gives you the worst haircut ever and yells at you like you owe her money.

She cut my hair so short I looked like a chicken. No chicken ever had that much rage.

I walked in for a trim and she screamed at me for 10 minutes. I left with a buzzcut and a headache.

She called me a 'disgrace to hair' and I called her a 'disgrace to humanity.'

A nutty Italian woman who runs a salon across from a pizza spot. She’s got a temper and a razor. She’ll cut your hair and your dignity.

She gave me a hairdo so bad my dog ran away from me.

I came in for a trim and she yelled at me for 20 minutes. I left with a haircut and a broken spirit.

She said my hair was 'a crime against fashion.' I said hers was a crime against sanity.

An insane Italian woman who owns a salon right across from a pizza shop. She’ll cut your hair, your hairline, and your patience.

She cut my hair so short I looked like a bald eagle. And I’m not even mad.

She gave me a haircut and a lecture. I left with a bad haircut and a bad mood.

She called me a 'mess.' I called her a 'madwoman.' And I left with a bad haircut.