hair nazi
A nutty Italian woman who runs a salon across from a pizza spot. She’s got a temper and a razor. She’ll cut your hair and your dignity.
She gave me a hairdo so bad my dog ran away from me.
I came in for a trim and she yelled at me for 20 minutes. I left with a haircut and a broken spirit.
She said my hair was 'a crime against fashion.' I said hers was a crime against sanity.