Hair metal hoochie mama
A mom with a hairdo so big it could be a new planet and still acts like she's part of a real band.
She shows up to the school play with a mullet and a necklace that has a bell on it.
She texts her kids: 'I was in a band. You were in a play. I was cooler.'
She tries to start a cover band with her dog and a boombox.