hair mama
A mom with a head full of hair, still singing along to 80s rock, and telling anyone who will listen that she was once the best rockstar in the school.
'She still wears her hair like it’s 1985 and she’s about to start a band.'
'The hair mama blasted Bon Jovi and yelled, ‘I was cooler than you back then!’'
'She told the kid she was ‘the original rockstar’ and ‘you’re just a backup singer.’'