hair mama

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A girl from the sixties with hair so big it looked like it had a life of its own and a guy who thought she was hot enough to make him forget his lunch.

'That hair mama looked like she just stepped out of a hair salon and a rock band.'

'He was too distracted by the hair mama to notice his math test was on fire.'

'The hair mama had more hairspray in her bag than most people have in their lives.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A mom with a head full of hair, still singing along to 80s rock, and telling anyone who will listen that she was once the best rockstar in the school.

'She still wears her hair like it’s 1985 and she’s about to start a band.'

'The hair mama blasted Bon Jovi and yelled, ‘I was cooler than you back then!’'

'She told the kid she was ‘the original rockstar’ and ‘you’re just a backup singer.’'

by Slangipedia 2d ago