Hair Hoochy
A mom with huge hair who still thinks she’s in a rock band and probably still thinks Bon Jovi is relevant. She doesn’t care if you’re 20 and still using a hair hoochy.
My mom still listens to Def Leppard and thinks she’s the lead singer. I’m not even mad.
She came to my college party wearing a hair hoochy and a glittery shirt. I left.
My mom told me I should’ve been in a band. I told her I should’ve been born in the 80s.