Hair Hoochy

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A rubber band that holds your hair back so you can see your face, or makes a messy pony on the side of your head. It’s not a scrunchy, and if you think it is, you’re probably still wearing a fanny pack.

My hair is a disaster without this stupid rubber band. It’s like a squirrel attacked my head.

I used a hair hoochy to make my pony look semi-decent. Semi-decent is better than nothing.

This rubber band is the only thing keeping my hair from taking over my entire face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A mom with huge hair who still thinks she’s in a rock band and probably still thinks Bon Jovi is relevant. She doesn’t care if you’re 20 and still using a hair hoochy.

My mom still listens to Def Leppard and thinks she’s the lead singer. I’m not even mad.

She came to my college party wearing a hair hoochy and a glittery shirt. I left.

My mom told me I should’ve been in a band. I told her I should’ve been born in the 80s.

by Slangipedia 12d ago