Hair Hole
The dirty hairs around a guy’s butt crack. Some people think it’s gross. Some people think it’s a delicacy. Most people just want to stop eating ass.
He’s got a hair hole so gross, it could be a crime scene.
I ate ass and licked his hair hole. It tasted like old pizza and regret.
That guy’s hair hole is so dirty, it’s like it’s been sitting in a trash can for a week.