Hair Hole

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A big, nasty hole in your head. Sometimes it’s gay, sometimes it’s a guy, sometimes it’s just a hole.

My hair hole is so big it looks like it was made by a fat guy with a drill.

I stared at my hair hole for five minutes and it stared back like it was judging me.

My hair hole is so weird, it’s like it’s got its own personality.

The line your hair splits into. Some people love it. Some people hate it. Most people just wish it would shut up.

My hair hole is so annoying, I want to punch it.

My hair hole is like my ex. It splits me in half and never shuts up.

My hair hole is so dramatic, it splits every time I blink.

A woman’s snatch covered in hair. It looks like a bush. Some people think it’s cute. Some people think it’s gross. Most people just want to leave.

Her hair hole looks like a jungle. I almost ran away.

I walked into the room and saw her hair hole. I instantly regretted my life choices.

That woman’s hair hole is so hairy, it could be a zoo.

A hairy lady’s crotch. It’s like a forest. Some people like licking it. Others just want to escape.

She’s got a hair hole so hairy, it could be a petting zoo.

I tried to kiss her. She had a hair hole so hairy, I almost got stuck.

That woman’s hair hole looks like it came from a bear’s butt.

The dirty hairs around a guy’s butt crack. Some people think it’s gross. Some people think it’s a delicacy. Most people just want to stop eating ass.

He’s got a hair hole so gross, it could be a crime scene.

I ate ass and licked his hair hole. It tasted like old pizza and regret.

That guy’s hair hole is so dirty, it’s like it’s been sitting in a trash can for a week.

The hairs around a dog’s butt. If you don’t trim it, it gets all matted and full of poop. That’s not cute. That’s a disaster.

My dog’s hair hole is so matted, it looks like a dirty sock.

I tried to pet my dog. His hair hole hit me like a brick.

That dog’s hair hole is so bad, it smells like a dumpster fire.

The hair around your butt hole. It looks like a crown. Some people shave it. Others just let it grow. Most people don’t care.

My crown hair is so big, it looks like a king’s hat.

I got my crown hair waxed. It felt like a thousand tiny needles.

That guy’s crown hair is so messy, it looks like a bird’s nest.