hair goer awayer - the thing you use to make your face look less like a beard a

the thing you use to make your face look less like a beard and more like a clean guy.

My dad says he’s a hair goer awayer, but I know he just uses a razor and calls it a big deal.

I tried to be a hair goer awayer and ended up with a paper cut. Big deal.

My dog tried to be a hair goer awayer, but he just licked the razor. Loser.