hair goer awayer

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a fancy word for a razor that you use to make your face look less like a raccoon.
My barber said I was a hair goer awayer, but I just call it a fancy way to say I'm shaving my face like a man.
My cousin got a tattoo on his neck and still calls himself a hair goer awayer. He’s a lost cause.
I tried to be a hair goer awayer, but my beard grew back so fast it looked like a forest.
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the thing you use to make your face look less like a beard and more like a clean guy.
My dad says he’s a hair goer awayer, but I know he just uses a razor and calls it a big deal.
I tried to be a hair goer awayer and ended up with a paper cut. Big deal.
My dog tried to be a hair goer awayer, but he just licked the razor. Loser.
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the name your barber gives you when you’re too lazy to just say you’re shaving.
My barber called me a hair goer awayer, but I just said I was tired of my beard.
I told my girlfriend I was a hair goer awayer, and she said I was just trying to sound fancy.
My mom says she’s a hair goer awayer, but I know she just uses a razor.
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