hair gel combo smell
A person who smells like a mix of glue, glitter, and regret because they think using three hair products at once makes them look cool.
He smells like someone tried to glue their hair to a disco ball and failed. It’s glorious and tragic.
I walked past him and immediately felt like I needed a shower and a new identity.
She’s like a walking hair gel ad. I can almost taste the fake confidence.