hair gel combo smell

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A person who douses their head in so much hair gel and other sticky stuff that their smell is like a bad date and a bad haircut combined.
My cousin smells like a hair gel explosion. I think he used the whole bottle in his mouth.
She walks in and I instantly know she’s been living in a hair gel factory. It’s like a perfume commercial but for losers.
This guy’s smell is so strong, I think he’s trying to replace my brain with hair gel.
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A person who smells like a mix of glue, glitter, and regret because they think using three hair products at once makes them look cool.
He smells like someone tried to glue their hair to a disco ball and failed. It’s glorious and tragic.
I walked past him and immediately felt like I needed a shower and a new identity.
She’s like a walking hair gel ad. I can almost taste the fake confidence.
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A person who smells so much like hair gel that you swear they stole the bottle from a kid’s backpack and used it as a face mask.
He walks in and I swear I can taste the hair gel. It’s like he’s trying to make me take a hit.
That girl’s smell is so strong, it’s like she’s wearing a hair gel suit. I don’t know if I’m impressed or disgusted.
This guy’s scent is so intense, I think it’s trying to replace my brain with gel.
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