hair diva
a person who does hair and thinks they're the main event. also someone who works at Divas and makes you pay extra for a good day.
I didn't come here to look like a hot mess, I came here to look like a hot mess with a side of confidence.
You think you're a hair diva? I've seen divas who could make a bald eagle cry.
If you don't like your hair, you're not a customer, you're a problem.