hair diva

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

a person who thinks they're the best at doing hair and talks about it like it's their full-time job. also someone who works at Divas and acts like they own the place.

I'm not just a hair diva, I'm a hair legend. You're just a hair loser.

Divas don't just do hair, they do it with a side of attitude and a lot of glitter.

If you don't tip me, I'll make your hair look like a raccoon's nightmare.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a person who does hair and thinks they're the main event. also someone who works at Divas and makes you pay extra for a good day.

I didn't come here to look like a hot mess, I came here to look like a hot mess with a side of confidence.

You think you're a hair diva? I've seen divas who could make a bald eagle cry.

If you don't like your hair, you're not a customer, you're a problem.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a person who does hair like it's a religion. also someone who works at Divas and charges you for every single strand.

I'm not just a hair diva, I'm a hair prophet. You're just a hair sinner.

I do hair so good, you'll think your mom took a selfie with a mirror.

If I charge you for every strand, you'll be paying for hair for your grandkids.

by Slangipedia 2d ago