Hair Depression
Hair Depression is when your hair is a tangled mess and you feel like you’re failing life. It can make you snap at your mom, eat a whole pizza, and start a war with your mirror.
My hair was a disaster, so I screamed at my brother and ate my feelings.
I didn’t do my hair and now I’m mad at the universe. Also my cat.
Hair depression is real. I cried, then ate a whole bag of chips.