Hair Depression

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Hair Depression is when a woman’s hair is a frizz-filled disaster and it makes her feel like a broken toaster. It can turn her into a crying, snacking, dramatic mess.

My hair looked like a raccoon attacked it. I cried into my cereal.

I didn’t do my hair and now I feel like a hot mess. My dog judged me.

Hair day off = depression day on. I ate my feelings and my ex.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Hair Depression is when your hair is a tangled mess and you feel like you’re failing life. It can make you snap at your mom, eat a whole pizza, and start a war with your mirror.

My hair was a disaster, so I screamed at my brother and ate my feelings.

I didn’t do my hair and now I’m mad at the universe. Also my cat.

Hair depression is real. I cried, then ate a whole bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a bad haircut and looks like a confused chicken. Everyone laughs at him and he cries in the hallway.

Gabriel got a bad haircut and now he’s a sad chicken. I laughed so hard I snorted my juice.

Gabriel’s hair looks like a bad pizza. I feel bad for him.

Gabriel got a bald haircut and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Hair Depression is when your hair is a messy, greasy, unbrushed nightmare. No one wants to touch it and you feel like a greasy sock.

My hair is like a greasy sock. I feel gross and I cried in my shower.

I didn’t wash my hair and now I look like a raccoon. Also I’m sad.

My hair is a nightmare and I feel like a greasy pizza. Also I’m mad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago