Hair Cottage - A vag full of hair. Like it’s been growing nonstop. Not the

A vag full of hair. Like it’s been growing nonstop. Not the smooth kind (see: Bare Cottage).

She tried to fit into a dress, but her Hair Cottage wouldn’t let her.

I was walking down the street and ran into a Hair Cottage catastrophe.

His Hair Cottage is so wild, it got its own map.