Hair Cottage

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A hairy vag. Like it’s been living in a bush. Not the smooth kind (see: Bare Cottage).

I walked into a Hair Cottage and it smelled like a forest after a rainstorm.

My cousin’s Hair Cottage is so wild, it’s got a life of its own.

He said he’d take me to the beach, but it turned into a Hair Cottage adventure.

A vag full of hair. Like it’s been neglected for years. Not the clean kind (see: Bare Cottage).

She showed up to the party with a Hair Cottage and a mood.

I tried to give him a massage, but his Hair Cottage was in the way.

My brother’s Hair Cottage is so thick, it’s like a jungle.

A fuzzy vag. Like it’s been growing since the beginning of time. Not the shaven kind (see: Bare Cottage).

He said he’d give me a hug, but it turned into a Hair Cottage squeeze.

I didn’t know my dog had a Hair Cottage until it ran away from the bath.

Her Hair Cottage is so big, it has its own zip code.

A hairy vag. Like it’s been hiding from razors. Not the clean kind (see: Bare Cottage).

I asked her to dance, but it turned into a Hair Cottage twirl.

He had a Hair Cottage so bad, it got its own nickname.

My mom’s Hair Cottage is so famous, it’s got a fan club.

A vag full of hair. Like it’s been growing nonstop. Not the smooth kind (see: Bare Cottage).

She tried to fit into a dress, but her Hair Cottage wouldn’t let her.

I was walking down the street and ran into a Hair Cottage catastrophe.

His Hair Cottage is so wild, it got its own map.

A fuzzy vag. Like it’s been living in a cave. Not the shaven kind (see: Bare Cottage).

I tried to kiss him, but his Hair Cottage was in the way.

Her Hair Cottage is so thick, it’s got a heartbeat.

He had a Hair Cottage so bad, it got its own award.