Hair Cottage - A fuzzy vag. Like it’s been growing since the beginning of t

A fuzzy vag. Like it’s been growing since the beginning of time. Not the shaven kind (see: Bare Cottage).

He said he’d give me a hug, but it turned into a Hair Cottage squeeze.

I didn’t know my dog had a Hair Cottage until it ran away from the bath.

Her Hair Cottage is so big, it has its own zip code.