hair cleavage
Hair cleavage is when a guy’s hair looks like it’s having a party inside his shirt and the shirt is just trying to survive.
He looked like he had a hair party inside his shirt and the shirt was like, 'I give up.'
His hair cleavage was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.
He walked in and his hair was like, 'I’m here to stay, and I’m not leaving until I take over your shirt.'